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Harry Small's avatar

I hope you will not feel that this is too excessively woke, but your otherwise excellent letter would benefit by not starting with "Dear Sirs."

Simon Thomas's avatar

nor ended 'Yours faithfully'

Harry Small's avatar

Well that at least is gender neutral :-)

ElizabethDee's avatar

Faithfully is correct for a letter addressed to 'Sirs'.

Simon Thomas's avatar

Not at the law firm that I first worked at. ‘Yours truly’ as faithfully implies faith of a certain sort.

Robert Dee's avatar

Probably just right for Trumpers.

d. a. t. green's avatar

You make a good point Harry

Alas, satire and parody often need familiar reference points, and so I employed the old outdated style here. But I shall to improve next time I do such a parody.

Malcolm Reed's avatar

Superb - thanks David. It's time for the Beetlejuice principle to be fully enshrined in law ;)

Melanie Harrison's avatar

😂

mick woolley's avatar

A fairly majestic response. I would offer one very slight amendment, right at the end:

Yours faithfully [and do please fuck off]

Garth Ponsonby's avatar

Splendid!

websitestuff's avatar

Excellent.

Perhaps you should consider sending a copy to the Guardian's "Legal Affairs correspondent" who, with zero apparent training in law, has an imperfect grasp of the legal issues involved yet is spreading misinformation to readers. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/11/can-donald-trump-sue-bbc-which-party-would-win

d. a. t. green's avatar

I am not responsible for what is said by any other commentator.

John Speed's avatar

In light of DAG's reply, I suggest that you sent the text of the draft letter to The Guardian.

Andrew Kitching's avatar

Thank you for your attention"

Andrew Kitching's avatar

Perfect ending (maybe in block capitals for DJT?)

Robert Dee's avatar

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Delicious.

nigel's avatar

Fabulous and very funny

Izzy Killeen's avatar

This is so exquisitely savage, I love it. Would that the person(s) responsible for writing the actual letter had the mettle to write something similar.

Keith Macquarie's avatar

Love it, worth my subscription for that alone. Thank you for all the fascinating insights you provide.

John Holt's avatar

Not sure the BBC can apologise and accept an error on behalf of the production company.

d. a. t. green's avatar

Alas, the curse of a reply starting "Not sure".

But I can help: you can be sure. If you broadcast (or publish) something produced by a third party then it is your responsibility.

Happy to help.

Michael Wells's avatar

Brilliant! DAG for BBC DG🤭

John Speed's avatar

I do hope that you will find a way to ensure that the BBC Board and management get to read your outstanding draft!

Colin Fleming's avatar

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Fabulous 👌